A Grin Without a Cat

theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

(Source: nellhorin, via thebitch-toyourjerk)

earthnation:

*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*

(via australiansanta)

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

Fashion life goals:

cwnerd12:

Karl Lagerfeld calls me fat.

Naomi Campbell slaps me.  Or throws her phone at me, either one is doable.

oh, and Terry Richardson never gets hired again.

If I can achieve just one of these things, I will die a very happy woman.

(via bagofghosts)

youtubes5ever:

idealisthymnal:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

image

I laughed so fucking hard jesus

(via thebitch-toyourjerk)

gameraboy:

Haruko Haruhara
kirayamapi:

I’ve lost hope in believing that I can do something serious on tumblr…
andrewquo:

woahh
phirouzeh:

I will never get tired of this picture

somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:

The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

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